Modern day Hunger Games
Maine tributes are dressed up as lobsters for the chariot rides
Texans dressed as horses.
New Jersey as Snooki
Vermont as bottles of maple syrup
Ohio would be corn, obviously.
The one person from Alaska would be an Icicle
Massachusetts would be a cranberry.
Oregon as a raindrop
Connecticut as insurance
INDIANA AS CORN!
Virginia as a rape whistle.